Funny Grumpy Old Man Wall Clock – Nap & Pee Schedule Edition

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Old Grumps Rule™ Nap & Pee Clock

Because priorities change.

At this stage of life, time isn’t measured in meetings and deadlines.
It’s measured in naps… and bathroom breaks.

This 10” rustic-style wall clock proudly features the official Old Grumps Rule™ badge at center, with a schedule that actually reflects real life:

Nap.
Pee.
Repeat.

Perfect for:
• Man caves
• Garages
• Workshops
• Cabins
• Offices that run on sarcasm

Whether you’re shopping for your dad, husband, grandpa, or your favorite gloriously grumpy legend — this clock makes the kind of gift that gets laughed at immediately… and hung up permanently.

Because let’s be honest — he’s earned this schedule.

Product features
- Frame options: natural wood, black, or white with matching hands
- Pre-installed backside hook for easy hanging
- Vibrant, high-definition printing on plexiglass face
- Materials: 100% wood frame, plexiglass face, metal mechanism
- Silent mechanism; one AA battery required (not included)

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth