Old Grumps Rule™ Grumpy Man Wall Clock – Official Daily Schedule

Because he’s earned the right to run on his own time.

Forget 1 through 12.
This clock tells time the way it really works now:

12 – Nap
1 – Grumble
2 – Pee
3 – Bellyache
4 – Complain
5 – Pee
6 – Stretch
7 – Nap
8 – Grunt
9 – Pee
10 – Gripe
11 – Pee

If this feels suspiciously accurate, you know exactly who this belongs to.

Perfect for:
• Retired dads
• Grumpy husbands
• Grandpa’s workshop
• Man caves
• The guy who “isn’t tired” but naps daily

This isn’t just a clock — it’s a lifestyle.

- Bright, vibrant colors from advanced printing techniques
- Materials: 100% wood frame, plexiglass face, metal mechanism
- Silent mechanism; one AA battery required (not included)

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth