OLD GRUMPS RULE™ – You Can’t Tell Me What To Do Hoodie

Some men were born to grumble. Others perfected it.

This Old Grumps Rule™ hoodie is made for the man who’s earned the right to say what he wants — and ignore everyone else (except his granddaughter, of course). With a relaxed fit, soft fleece interior, and that unmistakable “don’t test me” charm, it’s the perfect balance of warmth, wit, and wisdom.

Whether you’re sipping coffee on the porch, tuning up the truck, or just trying to be left alone in peace — this hoodie has your back. Literally.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Grumpy grandpas (and proud of it)

• Father’s Day, birthdays, and every “I told you so” moment

• Men who know when to speak — and when to grunt

⚠️ Warning: Causes laughter, nods of respect, and frequent “that’s so you” comments.

• Premium cotton/poly blend fleece for softness and durability

• Unisex fit for all-day comfort

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband

• Double-lined hood with drawstrings

• Designed & printed in the USA

  	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
  Length, in	26.00	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
  Sleeve length, in	23.50	24.00	24.50	25.00	25.50	26.00	26.50
  Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

   

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean